Really? Jizz on my nails? "Hi, I'd like to purchase two bottles of Jizz please." I asked my guy friends what they thought, and they said they could probably make a fortune selling it as nail polish too.
Along those lines would be polishes by NaughtyNailz:
Cummin' 4 U
They also have other polishes like 12 Inch Gang Bang, Nipplebiter, and Lickalottapus. All wonderful names that make me want to buy them up and give them to my mother. Right.
Moving on to something else that doesn't have anything to do with my private parts and its bodily functions, have you ever gotten the feeling that you just don't have enough nails to paint? Well..... here is some nail polish for your pet!
And if that's not enough, you can make them glow in the dark too!
And since you're going to paint your dog/cat's nails, why not go all the way with some Christmas stickers and rhinestones?
Look! You can even free hand some nail art on your poor abused pets too!
And just to show the manufacturers aren't kidding about pampering your pets, here's some nail oil to help moisturize those dry pet cuticles.
Then to take it all off, there's nail polish remover wipes!
Sigh the world's becoming absurd. My dog will probably just look in dismay at his nails then try to bite them off with his teeth. Then whimper a bit before running off to the neighbour's dogs to share his story of beauty abuse.
Would you rather buy Jizz or paint your pet's nails?